What's up with me!!

I'm telling you, I'm totally jinxed in terms of my health for the pass 2-3 weeks.

First I had a bad case of food poisoning.
Vomitted and pooped like nobody's business.
And after that weekend, I had flu.
Two weeks in a row.
And guess what.
Third week and I'm hit with rashes all over my body.
Allergy!!!!!!!!
ARGghgghghghghghgh......
It's itching so bad I wanna peel of my skin...
I still can't figure out what I ate..
Gossssshhh...
It's officially the most unfit month for me.
What's next lar??